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Some Quotes
AKA, the material for the back cover of my hypothetical memoirs

"Goku would be a valuable addition to the Planeteers."—my friend Jon

"He's very good."—my friend Athena

"I think you and Lin-Manuel Miranda have to have some sort of claw machine battle at a future reunion. Loser has to write a musical about the winner's life."—my friend Anna

"I want you to know that I listened to all 5 minutes and 2 seconds of voicemail you left me yesterday. It was [A] glorious and [B] educational. I also appreciate that your second voicemail was [1] a seamless continuation of the first, and [2] real-time interrupted by my arrival."—my friend Alvin

"Steve has worn my sunglasses more in the last year than I have."—my friend Katie

"I wish I loved anything as much as you love Pitch Perfect."—my friend Shy

"Doormemes, I've come to bargain."—my friend Emmett

"Stop trying to trick me into sending you Redvines."—my sister

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